Hey there, phone-handy people! Starting today, you'll see a different version of the site that's simpler and easier to navigate when you visit skary.net from your web-enabled phone type device. It's not the fanciest thing in the world, but, well, that's sort of the point. If you find you'd rather browse the full site instead of the mobile version, just scroll down to the footer any time and click "switch to full site." You can always switch back, too. I can't guarantee it'll work flawlessly on every phone, but it'll get you where you need to go. And, of course, where you need to go is skary.net. (I should totally sell used cars.)