She said, "I think that's totally doable," and I thought, pssh. Of course she'd say that. Then I thought, oh hey, I should see how many subscribers I actually have. So, I looked.
You guys ask a lot where I get my inspiration. Being observant of all the little things in the world is the biggest source of inspiration you can get, but! I also find myself inspired with particular ideas while listening to music.
Every Thanksgiving, I hold a scary hand turkey drawing contest. The winner gets a story by me in which they and their turkey are featured! The 2016 winner was Lucretia Vastea, whose super creepy turkey inspired the following tale.
For all the lonely OR happily-alone hearts this year, here's the updated version of my bitter old classic. In case you were wondering, yes. I'm happier this year than I was in 2006. ;-)
Remember back when I published this the first time? Hopefully you don't because that version is a hot mess. Well, it's 2016–soon to be 2017. Time for a do-over!
A promise made in the winter is forgotten by the spring, and two children must battle the consequences.
Congratulations, Lucretia! You've won the 2016 Skarygiving contest with this quite literal (and horrifying) hand turkey.
Thanksgiving is THIS WEEK here in the States! Last year, I held a contest for the scariest (Skariest?) hand turkey drawing, and the entries were amazing. Y'all got problems in the best way, you know that? ;) So, I'm doing it again this year!